Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons


Washington, DC ~ Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on earth, sources reported Tuesday. The classic period of the year, which once occupied a coveted slot between summer and winter, will be replaced by new, stifling humidity levels, near- constant sunshine, and almost no precipitation for months.